4:3

Oh yeah.

I went there.

Everyone is flocking to widescreen like apes to a monolith, but I kept it square. Who needs clubbing pigs to death with their uncle's thighbones? I'll stick with squatting in the shade of a small desert boulder eating thistles any day. Yeah, that's right, I reject your motherfucking week along with goddamn 16:9 widescreen bull.

I'm keeping it S-Q-U-A-R-E.

Well... more squarish. Yeah, that's right. Technically rectangular. I feel all you haters. I can smell you.

But seriously...

Reception has been good so far for Piano Lessons. Here's to a great 2009.